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WHY FAYNE IS TO BEING FAYNE


MANY OF THE PEOPLES HAVE ASKED WHY FAYNE IS TO BEING FAYNE? IS GOOD QUESTION, YES?

FAYNE IS TO BEING FAYNE BECAUSE SADLY MANY OF THE PEOPLES LIKE POLITICIANS HAVE FORGOTTEN THE OTHER PEOPLES RIGHT TO BE SPEAKING FREELY. THEY HAVE TRIED TO SILENCE THESE PEOPLES BY SAYING THEY ARE POLITICALLY INCORRECT

FRANKLY, FAYNE HAS NEVER CARED ABOUT WHAT POLITICIANS THINK IS CORRECT.THEY ARE LIKE TOILET PAPER! THEY GO WHICHEVER DIRECTION THE WATER FLUSHES THEM.

FAYNE KNOWS THAT GREAT CONSTITUTION OF BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN COUNTRY AGREES WITH FAYNE! HOW DID CONSTITUTION GET SO SMART?

BECAUSE OF THIS, FAYNE CHOOSES TO DEFY POLITICAL CRAPOLOGY…. IS GOOD TERM, YES? FAYNE CREATED IT. YOU THE PEOPLES MAY USE IT WITH FAYNE’S BLESSING!

YOU ARE WELCOME! IT IS A NOTHING!

POLITICAL CRAPOLOGY SAYS THAT ONLY SAME TYPES OF PEOPLES CAN MOCK THEIR SAME TYPE…EXAMPLE; ONLY ESKIMO CAN TELL ESKIMO JOKE. ANYONE ELSE DOES AND THEY ARE RACIST UNDER POLITICAL CRAPOLOGY AND YOU GET BANNED FROM GOOD SEATS AT TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERTS!

IS UNFAIR YES? IS ONLY FUNNY WHEN ESKIMO TELLS JOKE?

FAYNE SAYS THIS IS PRODUCT FROM BULL’S HINDQUARTERS! IF ONE CAN MOCK THEN ALL SHALL MOCK OR NONE WILL MOCK.

AGAIN GREAT CONSTITUTION AGREES WITH FAYNE

GREAT CONSTITUTION HOWEVER CANNOT GET FAYNE GOOD SEATS TO TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT THEREFORE FAYNE EXISTS TO PROTECT FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY. FAYNE WILL BE WHATEVER THE PEOPLES NEED FAYNE TO BE SO THAT THEY CAN FEEL OKAY AND GET TO SEE BEAUTIFUL TAYLOR SWIFT.

EXAMPLE;IF FAYNE TELLS GAY ESKIMO JOKE…DO NOT WORRY..FAYNE IS GAY ESKIMO


THIS IS WHY FAYNE’S PICTURE LOOKS LIKE COMEDY MASK! FAYNE IS EVERYONE WHO HONORS FREEDOM..AND GOOD SEATS TO TAYLOR SWIFT

YES..YES..IS NOT GOOD TO BE HATING!
YOU MAY HAVE STRONG DISLIKE IF YOU WISH

FAYNE APPROVES AND SO DOES GREAT CONSTITUTION SO YOU ARE IN GOOD COMPANY

WELCOME TO FAYNE’S REVOLUTION!!!



FAYNE LOVES YOU ALL

( WELL…SOME MORE THAN OTHERS)

FAYNE IS EVERYONE! 

Fayne came into existence because at some point political correctness overrode the First Amendment. Society has decreed that only a member of a group can mock that group. Fayne says that if one can mock… all may mock but to make you feel okay, Fayne has made politically incorrect into political correctness simply by being all things to all people.  

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If not deal with it! 

Welcome to the Revolution…

 

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